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Reblog if you’re a hideous, undead mutant.

Also, me beating Killbane’s candy ass.

Man, so, I was gonna play some Saints Row before writing and as I’m beating the shit out of Killbane (whose mask I will always take because he is a jackass), mom starts freaking out about this cruise she got for her and Guy’s 10th anniversary.  Come to figure out, the damn thing’s a fuckin scam.  So I spent like an hour taking care of that and fuck.  Fuck scammers.  Fuck them.


Imma letcha in on a secret. I am too. I CRACK MYSELF UP!

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Pixie is a helpful lass. This was a thing earlier.

Never go out with shoggoths, just saying.

Hey, man…you ever had your butthole licked by something that is constantly creating mouths? It is so amazing that it literally turns you into a gibbering creature embraced by madness.


In Scandinavian folklore, Mylings are the phantasmal incarnations of the souls of unbaptized children that had been forced to roam the earth until they could persuade someone (or otherwise cause enough of a ruckus to make their wishes known) to bury them properly. 

The myling (also known as “utburd” or “ihtiriekko” in Finnish) is said to chase lone wanderers at night and jump on their backs, demanding to be carried to the graveyard, so they can rest in hallowed ground. Mylings are thought enormous and apparently grow heavier as they near the graveyard, to the point where any person carrying one (or more) could sink into the soil. If one should prove unable to make it into the cemetery, the myling kills its victim in rage.

The word “utburd” means “that which is taken outside” and refers to the practice of abandoning unwanted children (e.g. children born out of wedlock or to parents who lacked the means to care for them) in the woods or in other remote places, where death is almost certain to befall them. It is believed that the ghosts of the child will then haunt the place where they had died or, as told of in countless stories, the dwellings of their killers.

This infanticide is generally carried out secretly and its victims were often abandoned shortly after birth. From the perspective of certain Christian denominations, the babies are thus denied baptism, acceptance into the Church, and proper burial. As such, they cannot rest peacefully.

The belief that Mylings are enraged and seeking revenge is what gave them the reputation as one of the most menacing types of ghosts in Scandinavian folklore.

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Goddamn it. I should just never answer asks on mobile.

(Incomprehensible rambling)

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Item no. #24 - Statue of Nyarlathotep, carved in Obsidian rock. 

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Real wrestling fans do not want Renee Young as a full-time commentator on Raw or SD. She is just another ditzy blonde, and there are so many of those in the entertainment world. She doesn’t stand out at ALL. Mark my words, the ratings would DROP fantastically.

Can we just stop all confession blogs for anything ever?


Fuck whoever “confessed” this. You don’t get to speak for me. Renee rocks. Fuck you.

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magical girl Nicki


As if she weren’t magical enough.

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Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!

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