Trump can’t be real. He’s an agent provocateur sent by aliens to make us riot against capitalism. But they’ve given up on us, and now he’s controlled by anbitter about wasting its life on our idiotic species, doing the worst things it can think of just to see if we’ll let him
Cracked posted an article on Donald Trump again today. And that is how it ended. And my first thought was, I wish that was true. That would make his existence bearable.
And don’t read the article unless you feel like being pissed off even more at capitalism and the existence of a man who is so unfathomable that cartoon villains feel more real.
But for real though, how has that man managed not to get shot in his fucking face?
I want to play something but nothing really sounds good. Maybe I should look through the simulators section on Steam. I go through my games and I’m not in the mood for a lot of stuff. And I am forever looking at Ghostbusters and wanting to play it and then remembering how disappointed I was and how much it makes me want to throw Alyssa Milano into the sun and kick whoever was in charge for the middling story.
Video Game Industry, I could lead you to the golden lands for a Ghostbusters game if you’d let me. We could make it based off the comics instead of the movies and do you know how much freedom that would give us? And then, you could let us customize our Rookie.
But yeah, I want to play something but I don’t know what and I’m on a break from Skyrim, I can’t seem to get invested in F:NV for whatever reason (it’s Fallout in the desert, what is wrong with me?), and honestly, I don’t feel like playing something with lots of guns and killing right now. I also don’t feel like getting involved in a long ass story either.