Vern, I wrote that joke specifically for you. Because I knew you’d get it.
1-999: Because I want to.
1001: Crossface Bootytouch
A reversible polymer that blocks sperm is about to enter human trials and will be available by 2017. How will rhetoric change when male bodies are responsible for birth control?
Can we all take in what a big deal this is? i don’t normally post stuff like this, but this is HUGE.
Is Raw worth watching tonight or should I officially give up on WWE and go with NXT?
Remember that watermelon crushing thigh cartoon recently? Well after just watching an episode of Stan Lee’s Superhuman’s that shit is real.
Now, to give you an example the force required to crush the average watermelon is around 320 pounds as seen below:
But with using only the power of her god like thighs this is the result:
And this is why Thick thighs are fucking glorious.
thick thighs crush skulls
Lemme share some important advice: As often as is possible for you to do so, poop at work. Always, on the clock. We don’t have a lot of opportunities to get ahead in this life, or to stick it to the man but lemme tell you what, “Sweat on your time, shit on theirs" is one of the most profound things I have learned in my 28 years on this godforsaken rock.
Get a purple zoot suit for @ashemountain 2014
For real, I’m not gonna say no to this.