Reblog if you’re a hideous, undead mutant.
Man, so, I was gonna play some Saints Row before writing and as I’m beating the shit out of Killbane (whose mask I will always take because he is a jackass), mom starts freaking out about this cruise she got for her and Guy’s 10th anniversary. Come to figure out, the damn thing’s a fuckin scam. So I spent like an hour taking care of that and fuck. Fuck scammers. Fuck them.
THE TAGS I AM HOWLING
Imma letcha in on a secret. I am too. I CRACK MYSELF UP!
Never go out with shoggoths, just saying.
Hey, man…you ever had your butthole licked by something that is constantly creating mouths? It is so amazing that it literally turns you into a gibbering creature embraced by madness.
Goddamn it. I should just never answer asks on mobile.